"My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun."

-- Bob Hope

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“The responsibility of a minister is to step aside when there is a criminal investigation of the department. That protects the propriety of Parliament and of responsible government.”
“I cry at everything, even the length of the queue at Sainsbury's.”

Source : "I don't understand boys - they do things like stand in rivers waiting for fish they know won't come" by Arabella Weir, www.theguardian.com. December 20, 2007.
“Basher shook his head. "No, we climbed in through a ground-floor guest bedroom all ninja-like. Snuck up the back stairs." "Then you might be the cavalry," said Tom, "but I'm Santa Claus. Let's go downstairs and open some presents.”
“You get angry - death does that.”
“I think, whatever mortals crave, With impotent endeavor, A wreath--a rank--a throne--a grave-- The world goes round forever; I think that life is not too long, And therefore I determine, That many people read a song, Who will not read a sermon.”

Source : Winthrop Mackworth Praed (1854). “The Poetical Works of Winthrop Mackworth Praed”, p.264
“I'd like it to be a bit of everything, the kind of music you can dance to, but also something a bit more personal, that you can listen to in other contexts. I think it's very important to maintain the contrasts between the different types of music that I make.”

Source : A Ticket To Somewhere Interview, www.atickettosomewhere.com.
“I'm the Beast. You're the Beauty," he said. "It's all a story, isn't it?”
“Jews can make more money accidentally than you can on purpose,”

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