"When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them."

-- Paul Merton

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“Tragically, some people are genetically more susceptible than others to agripoisons and industrial pollutants. Genetic engineering to correct these medical problems is a narrow (reductionistic) and instrumental (mechanistic) response to a problem that is fundamentally conceptual: namely, our attitude toward life and our mistreatment of the Earth, plants, and animals-and ourselves in the process.”
“I never met a hopeful Christian who didn't read their Bible.”
“The love that moves the sun and the other stars.”
“I think that as people and as humans, our social pattern is to always run away from problems... as humans in general.”

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“It was interesting to find how dominating American vision is all over the world. I think there's something to be said about the world's mindset and its economics and all of that, and I think it affects the way we see ourselves and it affects music.”
“There are multitudes of persons whose idea of liberty is the right to do what they please, instead of the right of doing that which is lawful and best.”
“There are no new stressful thoughts. They're all recycled.”
“Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.”

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