"If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party."

-- George Carlin

#Stupid Quotes #Party Quotes #Cat Quotes

“Translation is a two-edged instrument: it has the special purpose of demonstrating the learner's knowledge of the foreign language, either as a form of control or to exercise his intelligence in order to develop his competence.”
“I had been unaware that baseball was a Republican sport.”
“If you write something the White House doesn't like, they take you in and say, 'If you ever write something like you did today, nobody from the White House will ever talk to you again”
“Morality in government begins with officials using words as honestly as possible to describe the truth.”
“While love takes on itself impossible tasks, yet it finds that love lightens all loads. It is the same burden that wings are to a bird, that sails are to a ship. Nothing is hard if done for love's sweet sake. The yoke of love is easy; the yoke of duty is hard. There is all the difference in the world between being drawn by love and being driven by duty. The task may be the same, but love makes everything light, and duty makes everything drudgery.”

Source : "This is a clash of civilisations - between reason and superstition" by Polly Toynbee, www.theguardian.com. April 14, 2006.
“The early American knew that freedom was nothing more than the absence of external restraint on behavior; the government could not give you freedom, it could only take it away.”
“The people who have sacrificed their view in order to get to the top have very often left no footprints in the sands of time.”
“An appreciable number of directors have shifted to lower-cost films, allowing them to be satisfied with a more modest return.”

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