"Kids? It's like living with homeless people. They're cute but they just chase you around all day long going, 'Can I have a dollar? I'm missing a shoe! I need a ride!"

-- Kathleen Madigan

#Cute Quotes #Children Quotes #Kids Quotes

“Words are objects of a color and a size and a form and a shape.”
“All that celebrity stuff isn't me. It's just not acting.”

Source : "Michelle Ryan - Is this the end of her Hollywood dream?". www.mirror.co.uk. March 2, 2008.
“If you woo the company of the angels in your waking hours, they will be sure to come to you in your sleep.”
“Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.”
“I’d have thought 50,000 years of existing on the continent would have qualified as settled.”
“I met my wife on Spring break when I was in college. I was at the University of Notre Dame. She was at the University of New Hampshire. I bumped into her in Florida and told her the next day that I was going to marry her and 20 or something years later here we are.”
“No one can stand in the way of your personal greatness”
“I've always loved brainstorming with other writers, and I consider having my work critiqued a part of that brainstorming.”

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