"Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's successful, the whole of our reality will dissolve, and a big sign will up come that says: Level Two."

-- Frankie Boyle

#Successful Quotes #Reality Quotes #Two Quotes

“More that members of Senate know about Medicaid, in many ways, the harder it is to make that final decision, because you have got so much information, and you know how many other things are impacted here by one decision here that, five decisions later, has made a big difference in somebody's life.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“Anything said off the cuff has usually been written on it first.”

Source : 1991 A Devious Dictionary.
“I'm not shy in the spotlight. I might seem austere and even arrogant, but far from it, I'm actually shy.”
“Age is getting to know all the ways the world turns, so that if you cannot turn the world the way you want, you can at least get out of the way so you won't get run over.”
“When your memories exceed your dreams, the end is near.”
“The state of the Union largely depends on the state of the unions.”
“In a recording, your ear believes and accepts the trumpets as part of the ensemble, but you can't do that in a concert hall.”
“My love is new music, I tend to go and see a lot of bands, while [co-producer] Mark Cooper spends his time reading the press. It's often the new acts that strike a chord, because they aren't seen on other shows.”

Source : "The taste-makers" by Alexis Petridis, www.theguardian.com. September 29, 2005.

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