"Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap."

-- Don Rickles

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“He who seeks eternity should look at the sky, he who seeks the moment, should look at the cloud.”
“Operating superficially, the mind is random in its activity and stale in its insights and images. However, with practice and experience the mind is freed from the skull, and the fresh and new can appear as though for the first time. It”

Source : Matsuo Basho (2003). “A Zen Wave: Basho's Haiku and Zen”, p.18, Counterpoint Press
“Why am I hopping around like some trained dog trying to please people I hate?”
“Intellect is invisible to the man who has none.”
“In looking around me seeking for miserable resources against the heaviness of time, I open a book and I say to myself, as the cat to the fox: I have only one good turn, but I need no other.”
“Greatness comes from fear. Fear can either shut us down and we go home, or we fight through it.”

Source : Twitter post from Jun 12, 2013
“The word 'geek' today does not mean what it used to mean. A geek isn't the skinny kid with a pocket protector and acne. There can be computer geeks, video game geeks, car geeks, military geeks, and sports geeks. Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.”

Source : Olivia Munn, Mac Montandon (2010). “Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek”, p.228, Macmillan
“The man who pauses on the paths of treason, Halts on a quicksand, the first step engulfs him.”

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