"Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Karl Pilkington

#Home Quotes #Yesterday Quotes #Challenges Quotes

“A brother with small earnings may ask,''Should I also give? My earning are already so small that my family can barely make ends meet.'' My reply is, ''Have you ever considered that the very reason your earnings remain so small may be because you spend everything on yourself? If God gave you more, you would only use it to increase your own comfort instead of looking to see who is sick or who has no work at all that you might help them.”
“You are pure potential.”
“I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.”

Source : "Text of Bush's Notre Dame speech". edition.cnn.com. May 20, 2001.
“I tend to wake up in the middle of the night with ideas crying to be documented.”
“The treasures of Cathay were never found. In this America, this wilderness Where the axe echoes with a lonely sound, The generations labor to possess And grave by grave we civilize the ground.”

Source : Louis Simpson (2003). “The Owner of the House: New Collected Poems, 1940-2001”, p.124, BOA Editions, Ltd.
“Well, as to that, all I'll say is, you can't take out a fellow's heart before he's ready to give it up.”
“Misquotation is quotologyâ€™s swamp. Amateur quoters mix and mangle Shakespeare and Scripture. Professors gaffe and printers bungle. Itâ€™s a mess we must wade into.”
“For Spirits when they please Can either sex assume, or both; so soft And uncompounded is their essence pure, Not tied or manacled with joint or limb, Nor founded on the brittle strength of bones, Like cumbrous flesh; but in what shape they choose Dilated or condensed, bright or obscure, Can execute their airy purposes, And works of love or enmity fulfil.”

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