"How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Sex Quotes #Cheer Quotes

“Well, the United States has said that the disarmament of Iraq is the top priority, but we have also noted that there are many other United Nations Security Council Resolutions which are on the books, including the necessity to respect the human rights of all the citizens of Iraq that we're very interested in.”
“I think the greatest thing about America is the American Dream.”
“When you make a movie, it seems like there's nothing but resistance. It's kind of a miracle that any movie ever gets made.”
“The seeds of freedom . . . have now been scattered where despotism and tyranny ranked and ruled, will be watered by the enlivening dews of God's clemency, till the reapers abolitionists shall shout the harvest home.”
“The biggest mistake young designers make is that they try to make their advertising look like advertising”
“I would teach how science works as much as I would teach what science knows. I would assert (given that essentially, everyone will learn to read) that science literacy is the most important kind of literacy they can take into the 21st century. I would undervalue grades based on knowing things and find ways to reward curiosity. In the end, it's the people who are curious who change the world.”
“God doesn't require us to succeed, he only requires that you try.”
“What 'jazz' means to me is the worst kind of working conditions, the worst in cultural prejudice. The term 'jazz' has come to mean the abuse and exploitation of black musicians.”

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