"I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing."

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Source : Les Dawson (2012). “Les Dawson's Joke Book”, p.12, Michael O'Mara Books

Les Dawson

#Mother Quotes #Breathing Quotes #Law Quotes

“Be patient. God is using today's difficulties to strengthen you for tomorrow. He is equipping you. The God who makes things grow will help you bear fruit.”

Source : Max Lucado (2013). “God's Inspirational Promises”, p.170, Thomas Nelson Inc
“Our love is the reason romance was created.”
“The belief in eternal torment, still subscribed to by fundamentalist Christian denominations, undoubtedly ranks as the most vicious and reprehensible doctrine of classical Christianity. It has resulted in an incalculable amount of psychological torture, especially among children where it is employed as a terror tactic to prompt obedience.”
“The greatness of man lies in his decision to be stronger than his condition.”
“Maybe if people can't have an end to their suffering, the next thing they seek for is to know why they suffer. Suffering is a part of life in this world, part of a cycle....Stories give you a way to see things. A way to understand the events of your life. Even if you don't realize it while you're hearing the tale.”
“The success of any man with any woman is apt to displease even his best friends.”
“I love her beyond the universe and back. I love her from this world to the next.”
“A girl can dream." His eyebrows rose. "Is that what you dream about? Being a monster?" "Not exactly," I said, frowning at his word choice. Monster, indeed. "Mostly I dream about being with you forever.”

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