"I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time."

-- Gabriel Iglesias

#Funny Quotes #Cooking Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“The only people I have been able to use are those who fought”
“There's more truth about a camp than a house. Planning laws need not worry the improvising builder because temporary structures are more beautiful anyway, and you don't need permission for them. There's more truth about a camp because that is the position we are in. The house represents what we ourselves would like to be on earth: permanent, rooted, here for eternity. But a camp represents the true reality of things: we're just passing through.”

Source : "Wildwood: A Journey Through Trees".
“If 10 years ago I was told I'd be where I am now, I would've been pretty happy.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“In true love there is no heart break. A broken heat means broken demands, broken expectations and broken hopes.”
“Just a rat, she repeated to herself. After all, there were rats in the palace. Human and otherwise. Could be worse.”
“I know exactly what I would do with immortality: I would read every book in the library.”
“A state is better governed which has few laws, and those laws strictly observed.”
“You have to have a lifestyle if you live in LA, otherwise it's deadly.”

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