"A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Sound Quotes #Surprising Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“It is reasonable that everyone who asks justice should do justice”
“I care less if I can't be part of your scene because I am the scene. I am everything that is.”
“A good day is a good day. A bad day is a good story.”
“Some cameras are heavier and need to be on tripods. Others are small enough to hide in your pocket. There are places where you don't want to feel like you are disturbing anything, so I may use a camera like that.”
“The sham engineers of the music industry, who steer the wheels of public opinion, are driving the good features of calypso into the ground. I shudder to think what these greedy men will eventually do to this true art form.”
“Great sermon helped me to reflect on scape goats, forgiveness, revenge and the messiness of community. .. where I referenced this sermon. Thanks! Keep preaching the damn Gospel!”
“Heaven and God are best discerned through tears; scarcely perhaps are discerned at all without them. The constant association of prayer with the hour of bereavement and the scenes of death suffice to show this.”
“I was never no, never no, never enough, But I can try, I can try to toughen up.”

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