"The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. I thought, 'Oh, that's just Tasmania.' The second time I came, some nut shot up Columbine High School. Now I'm here again, and another nut just shot up a high school in Minnesota. If you can't see the connection between me playing the Comedy Festival and mass murder, you're no good at conspiracy theories."

-- Rich Hall

#School Quotes #Nuts Quotes #People Quotes

“Why did everything always change when all you wanted, all you had ever humbly asked of whatever God there might be, was that certain things be allowed to stay the same?”
“In the last twenty-five years a change has come over the visual habits of Americans . . . From being a wordminded people we are becoming an eyeminded people.”
“An ethicist is someone who sees something wrong with whatever you have in mind.”
“Particularly with schizophrenia you see a lot of concern that these people could escape and kill people, or they could threaten our political order.”

Source : Source: bigthink.com
“Then she did see it there - just a face, peering through the curtains, hanging in midair like a mask. A head-scarf concealed the hair and the glassy eyes stared inhumanly, but it wasnâ€™t a mask, it couldnâ€™t be. The skin had been powdered dead-white and two hectic spots of rouge centered on the cheekbones. It wasnâ€™t a mask. It was the face of a crazy old woman. Mary started to scream, and then the curtains parted further and a hand appeared, holding a butcherâ€™s knife. It was the knife that, a moment later, cut off her scream. And her head.”

Source : Robert Bloch (2010). “Psycho: A Novel”, p.24, The Overlook Press
“I bleed all the time. I play golf and stuff, so there's always something, nicks and stuff here and there.”

Source : "Imagine yourself as an O.J. juror" by Christopher Matthews, www.sfgate.com. January 26, 1997.
“You would quit the Order for her? Niko asked, the youngest only behind Dante, and a warrior who relished his duty perhaps even more than Dante had himself. I would quit breathing for her, if she asked it of me.”
“I'll be the judge of my own manliness.”

Source : "Dennis Rodman Wears Drag For Legends Of Basketball Tour". www.huffingtonpost.com. March 31, 2014.

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