"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

-- Groucho Marx

#Funny Quotes #Marriage Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes

“I'm going to take over on the Techno Comics so I'm going to be dealing in the children's merchandising type department. But that's just setting it up and having somebody run it.”
“To me it was real war and my life was at stake, and I believe that all those clandestine spy games we played as children helped when the Occupation came.”
“I love variety. I love theater. I also love radio. I love language. But, the older you get, you need to earn money. You need to heighten your profile.”

Source : "Indira Varma Interview HUMAN TARGET". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. October 25, 2010.
“Just too much fast thinking all the time. I think of so many things all at once, it gets exhausting. You start seeing all of these connections around you . . . Everything is connected, composed, coordinated, choreographed. If you start paying attention to these connections, it can drive you insane. And that's why making work is so good, because that's when I'm not thinking, just making.”
“I have always heard, Sancho, that doing good to base fellows is like throwing water into the sea.”
“Scars speak more loudly than the sword that caused them.”
“The tree of research must be fed from time to time with the blood of bean-counters, for it is its natural manure.”
“The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!”

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