"I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a hundred pounds."

-- Wendy Liebman

#Psychics Quotes #Empowerment Quotes #Want Quotes

“To be able to make a living, I went into television. Not necessarily planned from the beginning, since I was more familiar with features, and had developed a few scripts.”

Source : Source: blogs.indiewire.com
“I'm only a human being.”
“Once, when a religionist denounced me in unmeasured terms, I sent him a card saying, "I am sure you believe that I will go to hell when I die, and that once there I will suffer all the pains and tortures the sadistic ingenuity of your deity can devise and that this torture will continue forever. Isn't that enough for you? Do you have to call me bad names in addition?"”
“In the full light of day, I don't want to think about the sunset.”

Source : "The poet and the princess" by Gabriel García Márquez, www.theguardian.com. June 7, 2002.
“Although the House Intelligence Committee report claims to be the definitive statement of the House of Representatives on matters of Benghazi and intelligence, interviews over the past week make clear that it's not even the consensus position of Republicans on the committee.”
“If I wear bright colors or something, I'll tie all my hair back. I don't want to look too like 'Girls Next Door.'”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
“I would argue that search has made the world a better place. It has done so for reasons that arbitrarily could completely change that - not arbitrarily at all but to completely change how that plays out based upon the needs of profitability. So it's totally unreliable and it has many layers nested underneath that of many ulterior motives nested underneath it.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net

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