"I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long."

-- Paula Poundstone

#Witty Quotes #Clever Quotes #Mean Quotes

“The gut-feel of the 55-year old trader is more important than the mathematical elegance of the 25-year old genius.”
“Two things distinguish nonviolent actions from violent actions. First, you don't see an enemy and second, your intention is not to make the other side suffer.”
“Doctrine is to be the balm of a healing experience of God, not a theological scalpel to wound and exclude people.”

Source : "Moving Beyond Tribal Religion" by Ryan Thomas Neace, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 1, 2014.
“New York is a city where people are ambitious. They want things.”
“Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.”
“The US is often the first to call for transparency and integrity in the reporting of other governments. It has never provided transparency or integrity in its reporting on the war in Iraq. It has downplayed the growth of the insurgency and other civil conflicts. It exaggerated progress in the development of Iraqi forces, and has reported meaningless macroecomic figures claiming 'progress' in the face of steadily deteriorating economic conditions for most Iraqis outside the Kurdish security zone, and does so in the face of almost incredible incompetence by USAID and the Corps of Engineers.”
“We must, however, acknowledge, as it seems to me, that man with all his noble qualities... still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.”
“With the Law of Creation in play, you not only see the abundance and opportunity that surrounds you. You're able to TAKE it.”

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