"Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live, Pinocchio, and save the baloney for lunch."

-- David Sedaris

#Baby Quotes #Fun Quotes #Lunch Quotes

“God put many animals here [on Earth] for pets, playthings and companions for us and our children, and we're still going to enjoy them [in Heaven].”
“You see, to find the brightest wisdom one must pass through the darkest zones. And through the darkest zones there can be no guide. No guide, that is, but courage”

Source : Adam Gidwitz (2010). “A Tale Dark and Grimm”, p.106, Penguin
“In genetic epistemology, as in developmental psychology, too, there is never an absolute beginning.”
“After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor.”
“PICTURE OF LIGHT is luminous and genuinely transcendent...”
“Harvey , Galileo , Copernicus do not seem occult to us, but they did so to their contemporaries, hierophants of the mysteries of Natural Law, revealers of the secrets of a New Order of the Ages. After all, the movement eventually came to be called the Age of Enlightenment.”
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
“I just want to have a great relationship with my child and have a great family dynamic.”

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