"I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away."

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Source : "Carl Barron Live". Comedy, 2003.

Carl Barron

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“We are always learning from each others. Only when we merge inside God would we stop learning. We will understand more as we teach others, so we rely on teaching in order to learn for ourselves.”

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