"Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it."

-- Les Dawson

#Tunnels Quotes #Funny Things Quotes #Wife Quotes

“Where in the Bible does it say I have to drive a Honda?.”
“Ever since I'm done with Zim everyone thinks that I'm going to go back to comics. I've been flooded with emails asking me if I'm working on the new Johnny over and over again.”
“So if I believe in God, and I do, itâ€™s because I think Iâ€™m God,”
“There are some people who walk into a room and they oxygenate it, by their very being there's fresh air. Then there are those who come in with the smell of death and they suck the life out.”

Source : "Local hero". Interview with Demetrios Matheou, www.theguardian.com. January 7, 2001.
“I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.”
“War contributes greatly to global warming, which shouldn't surprise us. All those bombs going off, all those rockets, all those planes and helicopters. All that fuel of various kinds being used. It pollutes the air and water of this very fragile and interconnected planet.”
“We all come from the same root, but the leaves are all different.”
“I have my own goals in my head in terms of things that would be great to happen.”

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