"I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person."

-- Cathy Guisewite

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“Politeness is wasted on the dishonest, who will always take advantage of any well-intended concession.”

Source : "Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design and the Easter Bunny". Book by Barrett Brown and ‎Jon P. Alston, 2007.
“No one goes to BrooklynVegan to read about content, they just go for drama. It's a tabloid, the scum of indie.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“To go to the next level, you have to be special, and I look for those special qualities in those players, those qualities that I think will translate to the NFL.”
“It's interesting to work with what's important today, which is meaningful for our everyday lives.”
“It was then that the ecstasy and the dream began, in which emotion was the matter of the universe, and matter but an adventitious intrusion likely to hinder you from spinning where you wanted to spin.”
“Tony Kushner has said that Larry [Kramer] thinks everyone always has to agree with him.”

Source : Source: fourtwonine.com
“I think we're looking at the next major superstar in golf. Tiger has a flair for the dramatic and one of those smiles that lights up the screen.”
“I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world.”

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