"Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That guy won a gold medal in the Olympics" "Oh yeah, that's cool, i wanna watch the fat guy" "Come on dude, you can take that hill""

-- Demetri Martin

#Funny Quotes #Sports Quotes #Guy Quotes

“How did writing come to me? Like birdâ€™s down on my windowpane, in winter. Just then there rose in the heart a struggle of firebrands, which has, still now, not ended.”
“I confidently affirm that the greater part of those who are supposed to have died of gout, have died of the medicine rather than the disease - a statement in which I am supported by observation.”

Source : Works 'A Treatise on Gout and Dropsy' (transl. R. G. Latham) (1683)
“I think the young actor who really wants to act will find a way ... to keep at it and seize every opportunity that comes along.”
“Authors are now marketed like promising movie starlets and must rattle around the nation's television stations to try to assert a salable identity different from that of the other starlets.”
“Michael Weiss and Todd Eldredge and I all competed against each other. Even though Im older than them, we did cross over a little bit.”
“It wouldn't be New Year's without a resolution. I've resolved to take a moment every day for the rest of my life to appreciate what I have.”
“Doubt can only be removed by action.”
“You are forever alone.”

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