"I'd rather entertain people than offend them."

-- Sam Kinison

“Love is the greatest of dreams, yet the worst of nightmares.”
“You can kill a revolutionary but you can't kill revolution...you can jail a liberator but you can't jail liberation.”
“I think we all have had better days in competition.”
“I firmly believe that any good journalist must essentially be temperamentally an outsider. I don't think full sense of belonging and security is conducive to creativity.”
“But she wished she had had the guts to go up to him and say hello. Or possibly break his legs, she wasn't sure which.”
“If I'm going to work, hopefully I have a late call time, and can hang out with Rain and our nanny until we shoot.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.”

Source : "A DreamWithin a Dream" l. 10 (1849)
“Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.”

Source : Mimi Pond (1985). “Shoes never lie”, Berkley Pub Group

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