"What makes big ***** and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes."

-- Gena Showalter

#Life Quotes #Hilarious Quotes #Mean Quotes

“We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.”

Source : "The Prince of Arlington disrobes". Interview with Morty Ain, www.espn.com. June 26, 2014.
“I lose all track of time on that level. I used to have a really good sense of time. I didn't need a clock to play, and I had a sense of when five, ten, twenty minutes had passed. Now I can only play with a clock.”
“The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes.”
“Oversoul Seven grimaced at Cyprus and began the examination. 'Let's see,' he said, 'In Earth terms, using an analogy, I'm a man on Wednesday and Friday, a woman on Sunday and Thursday, and have the rest of the time off for independent study.”
“Poetry is the tunnel at the end of the light.”
“Things fall apart; the center cannot hold...”
“For me, intrigue is a pretty powerful emotion. If you want to know more about a character, if you want to understand how they work, then you have enough curiosity to delve into their skin and their being. That was the biggest pull for me.”
“Good scripts and interesting stories are hard enough to find.”

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