"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks."

-- Emo Philips

#Evil Quotes #Office Quotes #Tanks Quotes

“The wheels in my brain are turning and I assure you a lot is brewing up in my head!”
“I can't single out one thing that influenced me. My generation was influenced greatly by the manga that came out during our childhood.”
“There was never a point in which I was worried about being jealous about what my friends had seen or done. Instead, I felt blessed that I was able to feel what others were all about. I was enlightened by their truth and way about things.”

Source : Matthew Carter (2009). “Liquid Soul”, p.7, Matthew Carter
“I sponsored every team in the Park Slope Little League for years.I sponsor two soccer teams in England, one of which is called Broadley F.C. A kid wrote to me through Facebook because they started a team in honor of their friend who died of leukemia, and he played in the band of this very obscure team in England.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.”
“Before 9/11, I was playing a wide range of characters. I would play a lover, a cop, a father. As long as I could create the illusion of the character, the part was given to me. But after 9/11, something changed. We became the villains, the bad guys. I don't mind to play the bad guy as long as the bad guy has a base.”
“The well-being of mankind, its peace and security, are unattainable unless and until its unity is firmly established.”
“I consider myself a religious person. God is something very personal with me and I don't flaunt religion in conversation with others.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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