"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit."

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“When this is over, I'm not going to be the same guy. I'm going to live as if I were a great man.”
“I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.”
“I will probably only give birth to two and then the rest will come to our family however it happens. I can only hold two, but you never know. I really want a boy because boys love their mamas!”
“A boy or girl who knows that love abounds at home will not resent well-deserved punishment. One who is unloved or ignored will hate any form of discipline.”
“The New Testament states that man cannot serve two masters. He must choose one -God, and not the other - money. For what man chooses will reveal his heart.”

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“Ah, the feeling you get holding a diamond in your hand! It seems to bore into your skin, to burn, to breathe. It's like holding a bit of the moon in your hand.”
“If you kill me, you kill yourself." [...] He only wanted to convey to Janegg the truth of ahimsa, which is that all beings were connected to each other in the deepest way and thus it was impossible to harm another without harming oneself.”
“Fight the power that be. Fight the power.”

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