"And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'"

-- George Burns

#People Quotes #Lawyer Quotes #Blame Quotes

“Of course smartphones are brilliant inventions, but the nefarious thing about Twitter and other social media is that it starts to fill all the gaps in your day. I quickly become an addict.”
“Innocence most often is a good fortune and not a virtue.”
“It's like crazy how many different kinds of yoga there are. And now that they have it for surfers and for this one and for that one.”
“Any place that manufactures humans into weapons is going to piss off a couple membersÂ of X-Force. I always want a personal reason for why these characters take on these missions,”
“So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it's also true that as a writer of books I want to have the whole range of human emotions.”
“Aesthetic matters are fundamental for the harmonious development of both society and the individual.”
“You have a soft spot. Contrary to popular belief, it is not where you are weak, it is the gateway to indestructible power.”

Source : "The Importance of Sadness" by Susan Piver, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 17, 2011.
“Share your strengths, not your weaknesses.”

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