"The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him."

-- Richard Jeni

#Nuts Quotes #Differences Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“I ordered a Kindle 2 from Amazon. How could I not? There were banner ads for it all over the Web. Whenever I went to the Amazon Web site, I was urged to buy one.”
“I did realize more than ever, after the stabbing, that tennis is a business - a tough business.”
“We have met the Alien and it is us.”

Source : Tesseract Books, Judith Merril (1988). “Tesseracts”
“Colors do not exist separately and independently within nature; they are constantly shifting in response to subtle gradations of light. It is language that, magnificently, gives them clear shape.”
“We all get distracted,Â the question is, would you bounce back or bounce backwards?”
“Years teach us more than books.”
“A certain portion of the human race has certainly a taste for being diddled.”
“Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.”

Source : "The Rope". Play by Plautus, 211 BC.

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