"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."

-- Gracie Allen

#Funny Inspirational Quotes #Women Quotes #Memorable Quotes

“Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.”

Source : "Epigrams" by Martial, III, 42, c. 80 - 104 AD.
“Health and disease are the same thingâ€”vital action intended to preserve, maintain, and protect the body. There is no more reason for treating disease than there is for treating health.”

Source : Herbert M. Shelton (1979). “Human Life: Its Philosophy and Laws”, p.61, Health Research Books
“A leader has to show the face his team needs to see.”
“Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. He who understands it, earns it ... he who doesn't ... pays it.”
“Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.”

Source : "Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker". TV Special, July 10, 1999.
“This is the point being missed by readers who lament Liquor's lack of hot sex scenes, probably because they aren't old enough to understand that a passionate relationship could be about anything other than sex.”
“Software comes from heaven when you have good hardware.”
“Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.”

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