"When in comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion."

-- George Carlin

#Atheist Quotes #Bullshit Quotes #League Quotes

“I don't think anyone in the media thinks strategically about society.”
“It is not about doing what we feel like. It is about doing what God says.”
“You reach peaks only to see there's another greater peak beyond it. Suddenly that one looks like it'd have a much better view. It's an endless cycle of going toward things that you think will provide you happiness. At the end of the day, right now, right here, wherever you are, you can make a choice to be present and happy and fulfilled.”
“Ned made a tremendous rattling, at which Bullet took fright, broke his bridle, and dashed off in grand style; and would have stopped all farther negotiations by going home in disgust, had not a traveller arrested him and brought him back; but Kit did not move.”

Source : Augustus Baldwin Longstreet (1992). “Georgia Scenes”, p.27, J.S. Sanders Books
“I make sure I make a painting - that's my job. And I cook the Sunday dinner.”
“The books I read are the ones I knew and loved when I was a young man and to which I return as you do to old friends.”
“Most of my early records were not cohesive at all, just collections of demos recorded in different years. 'Odelay' was the first time I actually got to go in the studio and record a piece of music in a continuous linear fashion, although that was written over a year.”
“The only way to win tournaments is with the short game. Over half your shots out here are within 30 or 40 yards. Ballstriking is where I'm trying to improve, yes, but more to eliminate big numbers than make birdies.”

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