"When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?"

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George Carlin

#Taken Quotes #Doe Quotes #Cheese Quotes

“The Analytical Engine has no pretensions whatever to originate anything. It can do whatever we know how to order it to perform. It can follow analysis; but it has no power of anticipating any analytical relations or truths. Its province is to assist us to making available what we are already acquainted with.”
“Perhaps for totemic reasons, people like to possess a piece of the country they are visiting. Women like to wear it. Men like to eat it.”
“I just want a life that's full of up-leveled joy. And I'm ready to meet a nice man! Put that out there, too.”

Source : Interview with Reina Shay Broussard, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
“I'm just the average guy, I fooled around a little on the side.”

Source : Song: The Other Woman, Album: The Other Woman
“Every leaf is a spacious plain; every line a flowing brook; every period a lofty mountain.”

Source : James Hervey (1816). “Mediations and Contemplations: Containing Meditations Among the Tombs, Reflections on a Flower-garden, A Descant Upon Creation, Contemplations on the Night, Contemplations on the Starry Heavens, A Winter-piece ...”, p.136
“Spider-Man's probably my favorite. You see, Batman is a billionaire and there's nothing really cool about a billionaire saving the world. But Spider-Man is Peter Parker, a conflicted character who puts on a suit and saves the world. I love that.”
“I loved Latin -- the grammar, the difficult tenses, the history -- but for some reason I was very bad at it, shamefully and blushingly bad at it. ... In moments of stress the embarrassment of how bad I was at Latin -- a subject I loved -- really hit me. It was like being laughed at by someone you desperately loved.”
“Good communication does not mean that you have to speak in perfectly formed sentences and paragraphs. It isn't about slickness. Simple and clear go a long way.”

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