"[On her husband:] The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him. I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many times. When he jumps out of bed - it should be feet first."

-- Jean Carroll

#Sorry Quotes #Husband Quotes #Feet Quotes

“Our bodies are just temporary vessels for our souls, which will go on forever. You really are an extension of the power that created the whole universe, no matter what drags you have on.”
“'Good Morning America' exploited Joan Lunden's pregnancy, but you won't see me bringing my babies on the air. The only reason I'm talking about the babies at all is that they've been with me on the show since I became pregnant. After a while, I had to acknowledge this pumpkin tummy.”
“I was a book editor for nine years. I'm familiar with the opposite experience, bracing myself for the likelihood that no one would want to publish my book.”
“Silicon Valley is the best place to start a tech company in so many ways.”
“Men have discovered their distinctive virtues and vices through grappling with the perennial dilemmas and demands of love, courage, pride, family, and country-the five paths whose proper ordering gives us the key to the secret of happiness for a man.”
“My songwriting and my style became more complex as I listened, learned, borrowed and stole and put my music together.”
“Declare it. Just the same way we declare war. That is how we will have peace... we just need to declare it.”
“Extreme exercise doesnâ€™t save you from poor food choices. It can be difficult to exercise and erase away that chocolate cake or pizza pie. It doesnâ€™t work that way.”

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