"I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations."

-- George Carlin

#Smart Quotes #Ideas Quotes #Foundation Quotes

“When people talk to me about tyranny, it makes me laugh and gives me the impression that people suffer from amnesia.”
“So gradually, and then I had an Italian roadster that I built, it took me five years to build it, it was stolen from me and stripped. I said, well maybe we should have another where we shouldn't steal from each other.”
“Religious people love to hide behind religion. They love the rules of religion more than they love Jesus. With practice, Condemners let rules become more important than the spiritual life.”

Source : Mike Yaconelli (2009). “Messy Spirituality”, p.36, Harper Collins
“I hope to make acting my career for the rest of my life, if I can. If acting doesn't work out I'd love to produce, direct, or write. I just want to stay in this business. That would be my number one thing. I always want to be an actress.”
“Those who sign on and depart the system of anxious scarcity become the historymakers in the neighborhood.”

Source : Walter Brueggemann (2010). “Journey to the Common Good”, p.35, Westminster John Knox Press
“I hope that my work will encourage self expression in others and stimulate the search for beauty and creative excitement in the great world around us.”

Source : "Ansel Adams in Yosemite Valley", www.today.com. October 28, 2014.
“Because our entire universe is made up of consciousness, we never really experience the universe directly we just experience our consciousness of the universe, our perception of it, so right, our only universe is perception.”
“With ADD, youâ€™re curious. Youâ€™re eyes believe what they see. Your ears believe what others say. I learned to trust my eyes.”

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