"I actually had a chance to be inÂ Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#Farce Quotes #Scripts Quotes #Chance Quotes

“If u cannot love a person whom you see,then how can you love God whom you have never seen..”
“Whenever youâ€™re down on your luck, and when things arenâ€™t going the way you like, remember that you are the author of your own story. You can write it any way you like, with anyone you choose. And it can be a beautiful story or a sad and tragic one. You get to pick.”
“In life, it's between choosing risk and striving for greatness, or risking nothing and being certain of mediocrity”
“On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair.”
“In my third husband I had discovered a blissfully laid-back type who thought it nothing less than hilarious when I misread the map on the way to Wales, so it took us an extra three hours, or when I was sick in a plastic carrier bag during much of the drive back from Devon - a bag that turned out to have a hole in it.”
“There's a new hit rock group or singer every five minutes, but with country music, you have one hit and those people love you forever.”
“My team in Orlando was a team full of people who nobody wanted, and I was the leader and I led that team with a smile on my face.”

Source : "Ex-Magic teammates ridicule Dwight Howard's leadership" by Michael Middlehurst-Schwartz, www.usatoday.com. March 7, 2013.
“There are three sides to every coin (Heads, Tails, and The Edge). Your ability to understand contrasting points of view and your ability to glean what information you believe to be valuable from each side is a crucial skill.”

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