"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil."

-- Emo Philips

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“...the wise providence of God orders our affairs in many different ways and lovingly bestows on each one of us what is appropriate and profitable both for virtuous deeds and the mysteries of faith.”

Source : Saint Gregory Palamas, Christopher Veniamin, Monastery of St. John the Baptist (Essex, England) (2009). “The homilies”, Mount Thabor Pub
“I love being a struggling artist; it makes me feel very alive.”

Source : "Interview with Jonathan Evison, Author of West of Here". Interview with Jennifer Haupt, www.psychologytoday.com. March 31, 2011.
“I've always been taught to care what other people think. My grandmother and mother taught me to project a positive image of myself.”
“The stream of plenty always flows towards the open expectant mind”
“The secret of the gospel is that we actually do more when we hear less about all we need to do for God and hear more about all that God has already done for us.”
“I don't like watching myself on TV, I don't like reading about myself.”
“Irene Bennett Brown keeps the promise of her gifted writing and love for history inside this fine contemporary mystery. I loved it.”
“Does making money excite me? No, but I have to make money for my shareholders. What excites me is achievement, doing something difficult.”

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