"There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers."

-- Chelsea Handler

#Party Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Two Quotes

“Wind is one of the greatest scams of the modern age.”
“If you look at the history of advertising, most of them were Jews, so it was only a matter of time before 'Mad Men' explored that area of advertising,”
“YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.”
“When Rose takes to screaming, she starts loud, continues loud, and ends loud. Rose has a very good ear and always screams on the same note. I'd tested her before I burnt the library, and our piano along with it. Rose screams on the note B flat. We don't need a piano anymore now that we have a human tuning fork.”

Source : Franny Billingsley (2013). “Chime”, p.39, A&C Black
“I was employed as an investigator and my particular team, we were investigating the role of the business community in the genocide and we identified a bunch of leaders of the business community and I investigated two people.”

Source : "Investigator details charges". "NBC News Investigates", www.nbcnews.com. December 2, 2004.
“I am much afraid that the schools will prove the very gates of hell, unless they diligently labour in explaining the Holy Scriptures, and engraving them in the hearts of youth. I advise no one to place his child where the scriptures do not reign paramount. Every institution in which means are not unceasingly occupied with the Word of God must be corrupt.”
“When the people are being beaten with a stick, they are not much happier if it is called the People's Stick.”

Source : "Statism and Anarchy". Book by Mikhail Bakunin, 1873.
“Junkies are liars. They have to be professionally.”

Source : "Jerry Stahl Talks Smack". Interview with Royal Young, www.interviewmagazine.com. February 25, 2013.

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