"Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick"

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George Carlin

#Christian Quotes #Sticks Quotes #Worship Quotes

“Sometimes I worry more about losing weight than gaining weight, because this is how people know and accept me.”
“Failure is a great teacher and, if you are open to it, every mistake has a lesson to offer.”
“Faith in God, faith in man, faith in work: this is the short formula in which we may sum up the teachings of the founders of New England,--a creed ample enough for this life and the next.”
“Memories do not always soften with time; some grow edges like knives.”
“Darius was clearly of the opinion That the air is also man's dominion, And that, with paddle or fins or pinion, We soon or late Shall navigate The azure, as now we sail the sea.”

Source : "Darius Green and his Flying-Machine". Book by John Townsend Trowbridge, 1910.
“When I want an opinion, I'll get it from my peers - from men of vision, like our great railroad builders... Stanford, Huntington, Dinsmore... fellows with imaginations broad enough to span the continent.”
“God will never disappoint usâ€¦ If deep in our hearts we suspect that God does not love us and cannot manage our affairs as well as we can, we certainly will not submit to His discipline. â€¦To the unbeliever the fact of suffering only convinces him that God is not to be trusted, does not love us. To the believer, the opposite is true.”
“I am particularly interested in creating a relationship between ideas of reception in conceptual art and theater.”

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