"I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California."

-- Paula Poundstone

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“the only way to become a better writer is to become a better person.”
“I still have this unrealistic faith, that one day, my ship will come in. More people will discover, understand and buy my stuff.”

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“The little religion that I have clung to-that what matters most is the continuity of life, and its improvement from one generation to another.”
“How slight and insignificant is the thing which casts down or restores a mind greedy for praise.”
“I've been going to chiropractor for as long as I can remember. It's as important to my training as practicing my swing.”
“Most of the poems I write go through forty versions and then stay in a file on my computer. I'm not very good at sending stuff out or feeling that something is ready to send out and I never have been. Part of the problem is that as soon as a poem is finished, it stops being all that interesting to me.”

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“Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down.”
“Without involvement, there is no commitment. Mark it down, asterisk it, circle it, underline it. No involvement, no commitment.”

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