"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."

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Groucho Marx

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“Our concerns sink into insignificance when compared with the eternal value of human personality - a potential child of God which is destined to triumph over lie, pain, and death. No one can take this sublime meaning of life away from us, and this is the one thing that matters.”
“Change the conversation of the world by dwelling on what's gone right.”
“This is the time for us to just let go, to breathe, to come into our hearts, and know everything is in hand, and not to take everything at face value within the illusion as it plays out, because that will accelerate.”

Source : Source: www.edgemagazine.net
“Hillary Clinton doesn't connect with people.”
“Three meals plus bedtime make four sure blessings a day.”
“[Michael Flynn] has just said that the U.S. Justice system is corrupt.”

Source : Source: www.msnbc.com
“I think it perfectly just, that he who, from the love of experiment, quits an approved for an uncertain practice, should suffer the full penalty of Egyptian law against medical innovation; as I would consign to the pillory, the wretch, who out of regard to his character, that is, to his fees, should follow the routine, when, from constant experience he is sure that his patient will die under it, provided any, not inhuman, deviation would give his patient a chance.”
“She lived in fear of his shifting moods, his volatile temperament, his insistence on steering even mundane exchanges down a confrontational path that, on occasion, he would resolve with punches, slaps, kicks, and sometimes try to make amends for with polluted apologies, and sometimes not.”

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