"I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

-- Groucho Marx

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“The Republican movement have not behaved properly over the years. They have not themselves implemented the Agreement. If they had implemented the Agreement then they would have disarmed completely in May 2000, that is what they undertook to do, that is what they failed to do.”
“I am in England and the food here is not to be tasted as much as just swallowed without grimacing.”
“I didn't have any desire I might have had 10 years ago to shoot every single word that I wrote.”
“One of my contemporaries, a colorless chap who worked much harder at his law studies, is now Prime Minister.”
“Computer languages of the future will be more concerned with goals and less with procedures specified by the programmer.”
“Personally, I don't think it's possible to do great things alone or through individual actions. On the contrary, I think it is only possible to know what to do in a specific moment once you have understood the zeitgeist, and it is only possible to move things forward if you have a sense of responsibility. And that is exactly the goal I have set for myself: to try to encourage France and the French people to change and develop further.”
“Film is endlessly just beyond your reach. I think that's what I love so much about it.”
“Beneath the armor of skin/and/bone/and/mind most of our colors are amazingly the same.”

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