"So about 80 years after the Constitution is ratified, the slaves are freed. Not so you'd really notice it of course; just kinda on paper. And that of course was at the end of the Civil War. Now there is another phrase I dearly love. That is a true oxymoron if I've ever heard one: "Civil War." Do you think anybody in this country could ever really have a civil war? "Say, pardon me?" (shoots gun) "I'm awfully sorry. Awfully sorry.""

-- George Carlin

#Country Quotes #Sorry Quotes #Philosophy Quotes

“The thought of writing was always pleasant, but the process was painful”
“The soldier's heart, the soldier's spirit, the soldier's soul, are everything.”
“Nothing will carry you through hardship like a sincere devotion to Christ.”
“Wisdom and beauty form a very rare combination.”
“Only the liberation of the natural capacity for love in human beings can master their sadistic destructiveness.”

Source : Wilhelm Reich (1948). “Entdeckung Des Orgons”
“Fear God, and your enemies will fear you.”
“You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.”
“Never trust a mirror,' his mother had told him. 'They never tell the truth unless you make them.”

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