"I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use parts of the animal that the Chinese can't figure out how to make into a belt? -timecode 1:11:10"

-- Bill Maher

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“Anne Shirley. Anne with an "e.”
“Any advice I could give to female directors would be the same as for males: There will be endless difficulties, some seemingly defeating, on your way. That's a given. Just wipe out the very notion of stress. Concentrate on your actors. Obsess about your story and the world it is anchored in. Deal with the hundreds of down-to-earth issues [around] the existence of your film. At some point, everything will be ripe. And you wouldn't be able to stop your film from coming to life even if you wanted to.”

Source : Source: blogs.indiewire.com
“When we recognize that the seemingly object nature of reality is nothing different than the subject nature of mind, which is rigpa, it is called enlightenment.”

Source : The Dzogchen Ponlop Rinpoche (2006). “Penetrating Wisdom: The Aspiration of Samantabhadra”, p.54, Shambhala
“I have this really high priority on happiness and finding something to be happy about.”
“While many have been left behind by Part D, there is a clear winner: the drug industry. Independent analysts predict that Part D will increase drug industry profits by $139 billion over the next eight years. Glaxo-SmithKline's second-quarter net income already jumped 14 percent, and other leading drug companies also have benefited.”
“It's very important to prioritize. I know, for me, my family comes first. That makes every decision very easy.”
“The Internet is showing us what it thinks we want to see, but not necessarily what we need to see.”

Source : "Beware online "filter bubbles"". TED Talk, www.ted.com. March 2011.
“In the Soviets' view, chess was not merely an art or a science or even a sport; it was what it had been invented to simulate: war.”

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