"Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here."

-- George Carlin

#Stupid Quotes #People Quotes #Theft Quotes

“So many girls come up and say to me, 'I have never listened to country music in my life. I didn't even know my town had a country-music station. Then I got your record, and now I'm obsessed.' That's the coolest compliment to me.”
“Eating something fresh out of the oven is like a hug you can taste.”
“Doing the Muppet Show you forget about conventional filming.”
“Sometimes our best is simply not enough.... We have to do what is required.”
“Earlier in this century, philanthropy often flowed from the wills of dead industrialists. In recent decades, it's as likely to have come from a very alive business leader, entertainer, artist or sports star. The most effective of these patrons begin the process of giving by asking what they care about passionately.”
“We're not gods, Julia. We're helpers. That's all. People have called us terrible things in the past. But that was only because they didn't understand us. That understanding is for the future, a time not long from now. You may live to see it. Then perhaps you can work openly, but for now, keep your gifts to yourself. Never flaunt your abilities. Never think you hold the power of life and death. Only God has that power. When it's a person's time, nothing can save them.”
“Iâ€™m afraid Iâ€™ll be a book that no one reads. Music that no one listens to anymore. Iâ€™m afraid Iâ€™ll be abandoned like a movie playing in an empty theater.”
“I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.”

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