"There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my car, which wasn't insured. My wallet was in there, and I couldn't call AAA, because I only had $7 in my bank account. It was one of those moments where I was like, 'O.K., I literally have nothing right now."

-- Whitney Cummings

#Shopping Quotes #Keys Quotes #Car Quotes

“It's essential that we understand that taking care of the planet will be done as we take care of ourselves. You know that you can't really make much of a difference in things until you change yourself.”
“The only other thing that interested me as a kid was being a bricklayer. So if I hadn't become an actress, I would probably be a bricklayer.”
“My mom raised me to never have anything control me.”
“The principal hindrance to the advancement of the kingdom of God is greed. It is the chief obstacle to heaven-sent revival. It seems that when the back of greed is broken, the human spirit soars into regions of unselfishness. I believe that it is safe to say there can be no continuous revival without 'hilarious' giving. And I fear no contradiction: wherever there is 'hilarious' giving there will soon be revival!”
“Both princes and princesses belong in palaces of power, but the doors won't always open unless you fight for your rights.”
“...when we perfect 3-D copiers and they reproduce tissue, we'll have a million Marilyns walking around with no souls...”
“Never under estimate a pretty little liar.”
“Character imperfection is the important thing to keep them from being superheroes.”

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