"I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best."

-- Daniel Tosh

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“I want a dish to taste good, rather than to have been seethed in pig's milk and served wrapped in a rhubarb leaf with grated thistle root.”
“I fully credit my family for keeping me grounded and for putting me back in line whenever necessary.”
“I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“Life is about growing, learning, and becoming. You can not grow, learn, or become if you can not embrace the changes in your life.”
“I wonder if it hurts to live, And if they have to try, And whether, could they choose between, They would not rather die.”
“Youâ€™re not supposed to animate drawings. Youâ€™re supposed to animate feelings.”
“Be yourself, but always your better self.”

Source : Sentence-Sermons from Brigham Young University Quarterly. The Latter-Day Saints' Millennial Star, Volume 70, 1908.
“I was born the son of a humble mechanic. A quantum mechanic.”

Source : "Lives less ordinary" by Claire Armitstead, www.theguardian.com. February 8, 2008.

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