"I saw a dog in a cage. And that cage had a sign on it that said, 'I bite.' And I was like, 'That is good to know doggy, but that's not the most important thing about you. You should make a sign that says, 'I make signs.''"

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Source : Twitter post from Apr 22, 2013

Doug Benson

#Dog Quotes #Important Quotes #Saws Quotes

“If you know the differences between an oak and a poplar, a spruce and a pine, down to the needles... you are able to paint that tree with more conviction, even if done with a few broad strokes.”
“Power doesn't come from CONTENT, power comes from content that MOVES.”

Source : Twitter post from Sep 22, 2015
“Every piece of art is a mirror and serves the function of reflectivity to expose to you and reveal to you more of who you are.”
“Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do.”
“If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God's children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell.”
“Cheerless poverty has no harder trial than this, that it makes men the subject of ridicule. [Lat., Nil habet infelix paupertas durius in se Quam quod ridiculos homines facit.]”
“Fairies in Ireland are sometimes as big as we are, sometimes bigger, and sometimes, as I have been told, about three feet high.”
“My grandfather started his autobiography before he died; he never finished it. I would like to finish his autobiography because I finished mine.”

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