"Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the first person was who said this was okay. After spending all that money on a bachelorette weekend, a shower, and often a flight across the country, they expect you to go to Williams Sonoma or Pottery Barn and do research? Then they send you a thank-you note applauding you for such a thoughtful gift. They're the one who picked it out!"

-- Chelsea Handler

#Country Quotes #Weekend Quotes #Thoughtful Quotes

“Our God, our help in ages past,Our hope for years to come,Our shelter from the stormy blast,And our eternal home.”

Source : 1719 The Psalms of David Imitated, Psalm 90 (in 1738 John Wesley Substituted 'O God' for 'Our God').
“There's no better way to take care of health than through something as joyous and beautiful as dance.”
“Ridicule dishonours more than dishonour.”
“But as the business grows, you get more attention, and then you realize that the whole world is trying to get time from you. Which is amazing. But every time you give it to the world, you give less to what you’re doing.”

Source : "Secrets Of The Most Productive People". www.fastcompany.com. November 18, 2014.
“I wouldn't mind being taller or stronger.”
“I have never seen a food writer mention this, but all shrimp imported into the United States must first be washed in chlorine bleach to kill bugs. What this does for the taste, I do not know, but I think we should be told.”

Source : Charles Clover (2008). “The End of the Line: How Overfishing is Changing the World and what We Eat”, p.301, Univ of California Press
“Believing that fundamental conditions of the country are sound ... my son and I have for some days been purchasing sound common stocks”
“The cynic sees only cynicism, the depressive can taint creation with one glance”

Source : Anna Funder (2011). “All That I Am”, p.111, Penguin UK

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