"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some."

-- Emo Philips

#School Quotes #Gun Quotes #Way Quotes

“Every experience that you go through kinda shapes who you are.”
“It is not half so important to know as to feel.”
“I can never plan out what direction my poems will take in terms of either form or content. I wish I could but it doesn't work that way for me. If I try to write something, I'd probably end up doing the opposite.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“I think a lot of nice things happen when you're driving, or when you're on a plane, or whatever. There's a certain freedom that comes along with motion.”
“Nothing is so offensive to Christ as lukewarmness in religion.”
“Mind over matter. Weak minded people are easily influenced. Strong minded people you can't break their will.”
“It's nice to keep in touch - besides, it's the only place in London where you can park a car.”
“When I have a cocktail, I love a vodka and cranberry. But when I was a kid my mother was really against drinking, because it was so bad for your skin. She'd say, "Stephanie, it's much better to wash your face with vodka."”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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