"You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#Inspirational Quotes #Home Quotes #Redneck Quotes

“This is the violet hour, the hour of hush and wonder, when the affectations glow and valor is reborn, when the shadows deepen along the edge of the forest and we believe that, if we watch carefully, at any moment we may see the unicorn.”
“I value my privacy and my personal life - and I certainly don't exploit my personal life.”
“Even good girls have secrets, ones even their best friends must guess.”
“If you could really guarantee that the money would be spent on something more worthwhile, I'd say, absolutely, scrap the space program, but it never works that way.”
“Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular.”
“I believe in freedom of expression, and I believe that societies thrive when they permit freedom of expression.”
“If you develop just one muscle, one skill, make it the ability to focus and just get on with it. It will not only make you desirably employable, but it will make you happy.”

Source : "Tatler Editor Kate Reardon defends speech to school girls on politeness and good grades" by Jenn Selby, www.independent.co.uk. July 10, 2014.
“My father is a gypsy. He traveled in caravans and was branded by the Ku Klux Klan. You know I have a history about race in my family that has very much to do with the other things that you name about poverty, about class, about access - or lack of it.”

Source : Source: www.truth-out.org

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