"I've been in more laps than a napkin."

-- Mae West

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Witty Quotes

“Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?”
“After the Second World War, people in Japan no longer died for their country, and even that expression was no longer used.”
“I think one lesson we have to learn is that there's a lot more risk than we're giving credit to, a lot more what economist calls systematic risk.”

Source : Source: bigthink.com
“I've always had- how shall I say it? -the prize at the end. My whole life shows that.”
“Too Blue is a fantastic band with great singing, great picking and large dollops of creativity. The album features beautifully clean production values and the sound is always fresh. I was impressed. I think you will be too.”
“You watched and you saw what happened and in the accumulation of episodes you saw the pattern: Daddy ruled the roost, called the shots, made the money, made the decisions, so you signed up on his side, and fifteen years later when the women's movement came along with its incendiary manifestos telling you to avoid marriage and motherhood, it was as if somebody put a match to a pile of dry kindling.”

Source : Anne Taylor Fleming (1995). “Motherhood Deferred: A Woman's Journey”, Fawcett
“First lesson learned: Knowing doesn't hold a candle to doing.”

Source : A. M. Jenkins (2009). “Repossessed”, p.22, Harper Collins
“Cease negative mental chattering. If you think a thing is impossible, you'll make it impossible. Pessimism blunts the tools you need to succeed.”

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