"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."

-- Emo Philips

#Squash Quotes #Dresses Quotes #Littles Quotes

“It was my sister Maureen who was responsible for my becoming a Reagan.”

Source : Michael Reagan, Joe Hyams (1989). “On the outside looking in”, Kensington Books
“Peace cultures thrive on and are nourished by visions of how things might be, in a world where sharing and caring are part of the accepted lifeways for everyone.”
“It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.”
“I came into music because I thought the presentation of poetry wasn't vibrant enough. So I merged improvised poetry with basic rock chords.”
“Now while the German money is over for Hollywood, I still have $80 million to make movies, and we will have two things coming up: less major movies and the price for actors will go down.”

Source : "Boll, Uwe (Bloodrayne)". Interview with Jon Condit, www.dreadcentral.com. January 1, 2006.
“Stratagem is the right hand of cunning.”
“After you run, there's a sense of accomplishment; you feel like your life is meaningful. It's a moment of clarity.”
“One wants to see the artifice of the thing as well as the subject.”

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