"My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale."

-- Les Dawson

#Mother Quotes #Exercise Quotes #Law Quotes

“No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it.”
“Ritual will always mean throwing away something: destroying our corn or wine upon the altar of our gods.”
“You can sightread better if you know your scales and arpeggios.”
“I wish I can enjoy no food but food for thought.”
“I wish Iâ€™d known that one day the geek would inherit the Earth.”
“I admire Brad Pitt, honestly, just because of how he started and the obstacles he had to overcome to have the career that he's had.”

Source : "Shemar Moore talks Diary of a Mad Black Woman!". Interview With Brian B., movieweb.com. February 22, 2005.
“I have written letters that are failures, but I have written few, I think, that are lies. Trying to reach a person means asking the same question over and over again: Is this the truth, or not? I begin this letter to you, then, in the western tradition. If I understand it, the western tradition is: Put your cards on the table.”

Source : Amy Hempel (2006). “The Collected Stories of Amy Hempel”, p.233, Simon and Schuster
“I don't have beef with nobody.”

Source : "Timbaland Wants An End To Gossip About Himself, Tiger Woods" by Shaheem Reid, www.mtv.com. January 05, 2010.

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